Just forget that you smelled it and move on.” – “We’re going to hell, so bring your sunblock.” I have two philosophies: A) My client is always right, and B) His manager is always an overpaid, useless pain in the ass.” – “I’m not threatening your jobs, I’m threatening your lives.” – “I’ll just sexually harass her until she quits.” – “Shoot yourself in the head with a large-caliber bullet.” Now, can anyone tell me why I chose to be the biggest agent in the world? It’s so I can stop being a fucking agent.” – “This is now the biggest agency in the world and I’m the head of it, which makes me the biggest agent in the world. – “Nobody’s happy in this town except for the losers. They gave ‘Joey’ 46 episodes… they don’t cancel shit. “You’ll always be the gay son I never wanted.” “Don’t ask questions, Lloyd, not until you stop dressing like Paula Poundstone.”ĥ. “Just go grab your best dress and know that today, your love of cock is a huge asset to the company.”Ĥ. “Fuck the phones, Lloyd! Unless Carmen Electra calls for an emergency titty-fuck, don’t pick up!”ģ.
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“Good news, Lloyd! Vince will have a new movie poster for you to whack off to soon.”Ģ. Why don’t you do a triple fucking axel over to the phone and try Cameron again.”ġ. “Who the fuck are you and why am I wasting my time listening to you?”ġ0. Like Lance Armstrong Except With Two Ballsĩ. Like Lance Armstrong, but with two balls.” You need Jo-Jo the Dog-Face-Bitch-Boy? Call Josh Weinfuck, the lightweight pen-stealing fuck-face.”Ĩ.
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I’m going to take everyone your B-level sitcom stars, your reality TV writers, when I’m done with you, you’re gonna be repping sideshow freaks. I don’t steal other people’s MOTHERFUCKING clients, but in your case I’m going to make an exception. “You know another class I took at Harvard? Business Ethics. They pay their writers 28 grand a year to find out something to write about the popular kids.”ħ. “You don’t come to Sundance for the snow, you come for the heat.”ĥ.
Let us know if we missed any great lines in the comments section below, and apologies in advance to any readers whom Ari may offend.Īlso Read: 'Entourage' Ultimate Review: TheWrap's Movie Critic and Emmy Mag Editor's Dual Takes (Video)Ĥ. In honor of the release of the “Entourage” movie this weekend, TheWrap has compiled Ari’s top 10 quotes. The eminently quotable power player is known for his sexist, racist and homophobic bon mots, which are part of the character’s disturbing charm. In one scene, the spinach feeding scene, the actor in terrible make-up states, 'I'm not acting.' Never a truer word said.Foul-mouthed agent Ari Gold, the beloved character played by Jeremy Piven on HBO’s “Entourage,” always has a quip at the ready. It just makes me so angry to see such a great thing wasted, and another case of what could have been if it was in the right hands. It is only a shame though that Hollywood executives thought this would be the best film to introduce Mark as a leading man, instead of his classic Crying Freeman which went unreleased in the US for many years! Double Dragon has its moments. They probably act the best out of everyone, and Scott manages to hold his own in the fight scenes alongside the always incredible Mark Dacascos. Both its leading men are absolutely gorgeous and perfect leading men material for such a film.
Every extra looks ridiculous and is annoying as hell, with most of it playing out like some bastard child from a Power Rangers episode! Is there anything good in Double Dragon I hear you ask? Well, yes if I'm honest. Haunted by that typical mid nineties costume department that helped make a lot of then films look naff, there is pretty much nothing in this 90 minutes of madness that stays true to the game. For many years you have astounded us with your inability to chose directors that know what they are doing, that suit the project in action, or generally just can't stop ruining great things! Taking a documentary film maker and handing him one of the ultimate and most popular games of that time, should have been the first sign to the studio fat cats that this was going to be as much of a success as the previous years, Super Mario Bros. Its only saving grace is its two gorgeous leading men who give us some decent fight scenes and a number of funny enough one liners! In my opinion - Hollywood, oh Hollywood. In a nutshell - Embarrassing acting from most cast members, all but Dacascos, Wolf and Nickson, that only adds to the unintentional humour, terrible make-up, costumes and direction. With vehicles powered by burning rubbish, police curfews, buildings held up by jacks, and lots of colourful clothes and bad jeans, we enter the god awful world of James Yukich's Double Dragon. One of my favourite childhood games gets the typical nineties Hollywood makeover and only just entertains for all the wrong reasons! Set in the future, well, if our year of 2007 really turned out like this, in the city of New Angeles.
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